This is where my current existential crisis begins. When you sign a six-month bike subscription, you also sign a terrifyingly dense Terms & Conditions document that essentially translates to: “Do not alter this machine or we will claim your firstborn child.”

Here’s where I need your help: I’m officially looking for early reviewers. If you want to read this before everyone else, judge my editing choices, and give us your honest thoughts, I want to hear from you. Drop a comment below or shoot me a message through the contact page Apply here to grab a spot on the reviewer list.

Consider this my warning to the Veluwe: the American refugee is coming, she’s on an e-bike, and she’s bringing the lightning. Current Mission: Scouting e-bikes. Current Read: My own manuscripts (because someone has to). Current Status: Completing Franklin’s circuit.